I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Don't ever give your dog some hamburger at midnight. Its impossible to enjoy a late night burger when your dog just threw it up all over your carpet. Gremlin rules work with dogs.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
He snapchatted me the wine on the ceiling this morning
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
I need weed and if he's hot, maybe he can supply me with sex too.
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