from now on my penis is your penis
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
So. She dumped me today.
Well, maybe you shouldn't have referred to going down on her as "Dumpster-Diving".
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I got pull-out-my-nuvaring-drunk last night.
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
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