If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
Replacing day drinking with a real job was the worst decision I've ever made.
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
He just keeps repeating "this isn't my bagel".. i'm worried for his safety
One good thing about being a mom now, I can tell which guys I'm dating were breastfed and which weren't... By the way they latch on to my breast during sex! Kinda kills the mood.
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I just had to explain to my grandma what a reach-around is. Too far..
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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