If burritos were dicks, we'd have a serious relationship problem on our hands. Just saying.
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
