How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
I just spend twenty minutes scrubing the "Happy Birthday" off of my vagina. He's never gonna forget this.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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