yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I've come to accept that no matter where I step in our apartment, your underwear will be there.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
I just want to make out with him forever
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
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