But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I'm having flashbacks from last night. Did I admit to pausing Whitney's funeral because I was watching porn? I believe I did.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
All the doctor said was why
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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