they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
So, since you're now a four night stand, I feel comfortable asking: Did I leave my sunglasses at your house? Or my underwear?
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
We're having play-off hate sex for a sport I don't even understand. Go USA!
I just need some breakup sex yanno like filthy wish fulfilling breakup sex to make me forget what I never had
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
Just because I also want a blowjob doesn't mean I don't want to just see you too.
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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