Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
He got up in the middle of the show and returned with this massive ham shank, then offered me some by asking "wanna suckle on my hog." Should I be offended?
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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