Where are you?
In a non slutty way
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
after the first blizzard, i went out and bought a thirty and put it in a cooler and hid it out in the backyard. now the second blizzard has deposited 2 feet of snow on top of said cooler. there is a shovel and treasure map over here waiting for you
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
So the next three days will be henceforth known as the 'celebration of the end of the most irresponsible years of my life' be prepared to wake up naked in a ditch.
She told me she's into girls now. I told her there would be a full bottle of j�ger and an empty bed here Friday.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
