I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
This show inspires me to have sex in space
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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