can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
i've been lying on top of my bed for the past 20 minutes
i'm about to blow half an adderall though and try to rally
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I lost my pants last night, she told me I walked into their room after leaving 5 minutes before wearing my thong.....and no pants. I have absolutely no idea where I left them.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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