So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
sooo what's the appropriate music to listen to after you find out the dude you been fucking, is legit married with kids...what genre is that?
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
He looks like he's going to feed me a taco and then stab me. It's probably a good idea he's a lawyer
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
There they were doing the deed on the beach, looked like two seagulls fighting over a chicken bone.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
Did I tell you I’m going on a date? His name is Michael and we both like dinosaurs and anal.
Bachelorette party buss just rolled into down town. DTF, "horny hotties inside" and "show us your dicks" written on the windows....this could get interesting.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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