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Nick had a break down & said to me "Everybody's mad at me, I'm the douchebag, Im the fucking douchebag that everyone hates, Do you wanna come home with this douchebag?!"
You're going home with him aren't you?
I'll see ya in the morning when I leave his house
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Is there such thing as dick sucking teeth guards?
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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