She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I told her I didn't have a condom. She then sized me with her thumb and finger and tossed me a large. Then I asked her to marry me.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
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