How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Whatever. We're stealing a penguin. Your not allowed near him... You did this to yourself.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
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