Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
She texted me and said she was fingering herself. Don't respond to this because she's the perfect girl. I'd love to smell her cell phone after that.
I assume you meant to text someone else on your contact list instead of your own mother...
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I was about to smoke a bunch of weed and lay naked while I cried all day
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I made him laugh his dick is mine
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I'm in love. Her name is Jamie. She's beautiful. She punched me in the face.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
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