Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
What's that word that means bigger and smaller and bigger and smaller, again?
Goddamn it, Jaime, it's 4am. Throbbing. The word is throbbing.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
Suffice to say, I think if people ask about your bruises, and you look them right in the eye, and say "they're from fucking...", people would be like, "respect."
When my beach tent arrives , I strongly suggest quitting our jobs and becoming homeless beach drunks
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I mean, I let him sleep with me after we both ate taco bell sober... That's kinda like love, right?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
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