stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
I consented to having my finger branded. How was your night?
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
