i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
I just did the math, I've had 8 hours of sleep in the last 3 days. Not sure if that means I am dedicated to my sex life or my job...
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I woke up and found cookies in my purse. It's a 12/12/12 miracle.
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
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