Hey man sorry I got all grabby
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
I seem to remember you being very disappointed that drinking Michelob Ultra didn't give you magic powers.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I just want to know what horrible accidents of evolution allowed that tiny penis to exist
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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