Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
Instead of asking if I had a condom she literally said " I'm not on the pill but I'm pro choice... your move"... I'm in love
I don't know how I got that girl last night. I feel like seal right now sans the scars
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
anything below 65° is too cold to be naked on a roof
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