Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
The Rock is playing the tooth fairy. I can't believe I used to smell what that man was cooking
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
the coastal evacuation route ends at my vagina so you can just skip the bullshit and come over
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
2016 shall be rememered as the year I sharted while putting up the Christmas tree.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
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