I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
DUDE!!!!! THERE IS A MIDGET HANDING OUT RICE KRISPIE TREATS!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOU WHEN THE COOL SHIT GOES DOWN???????
Edible... I FEEL CLOSER TO THE UNIVERSE AND I DEF TRAVELED IN TIME. I THINK I CAN READ MINDS NOW.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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