Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
Acid is not a monday night drug
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
Its a shame I cant put 'bomb ass head game' on my resume.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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