Buhtt sex?
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
Randomize
