I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
if you're not jumping for joy when you see penis then you're looking at the wrong ones.
In between explaining the best feminist lenses for the myth of Persephone and doing vodka shots with my friends she dragged me into my car and gave me an Earth shattering blow job. Honestly I think I'm in love.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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