My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
I just remember telling jokes while vomitting
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
When we asked you how you got there you replied in all seriousness, "rode my legs"
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
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