Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
He literally had a note from his doctor saying he wasn't allowed to finger me for a week
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
RA chick in a Christmas onsie chased us up 5 flights of stairs. I need to stop violating guest policy
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
I'm experimenting with sincerity
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