So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I understand Curling. That high.
My only regret is not throwing up on the conveyor belt in the dining hall
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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