On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
Yeah I don't think your wife thinks it's a good thing that you're fucking your cousin.
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
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