bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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