And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
If it's any consolation, I've been sitting in the hallway in assless chaps for the past thirty minutes
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Please stop using me as a reference for bail bondsmen.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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