Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
Vanessa Carlton's songs would be so much better if she was pretty
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
You ordered 6 boxes of pizza and laughed in the pizza guys face when you didn't pay for any of them.
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
What's the blow job-backrub exchange rate these days? I've got some killer stress knots
we should paint friendship bongs
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