Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I jacked off with the cucumber and then made that fatass a salad.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
i put that paper plate back in your cabinet because i ate all the ketchup off and you can't even tell. you're welcome.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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