Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I'm at work, and just realized I the beer smell I keep getting random whiffs of is my bra. I fail at life.
do you remember when we thought we were both knocked up by the same guy like two days apart and would have half twins? Thats a best friend moment.
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
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