3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
on the way home the dog started throwing up her bone in the car..so naturally i started to puke too
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
She was sitting there stuffing her face rubbing my back with a dorito cheese filled hand while eating something else with the other hand as I was crying.
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
Congratulations on giving me my first and second hickeys last night. I made it almost 30 years without one, but who needs class these days?
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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