my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
Do you think making a dress out of an "Open" flag that my friend stole from a bar, and wearing it out sends the wrong message? ....Or exactly the right message?
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
The guy I hooked up with last night left me alone with his dog AND IT JUST SHIT ON THE FLOOR. WHAT DO I DO
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Im eating leftover Easter ham in a bubble bath. What has my life come to?
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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