That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
Why do I have a missed call from "The Anaconda" ?
aha we'll just say that my mind was so focused on A Bugs Life that it was hard to maintain an erection
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
Randomize
