sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
He woke up next to me, said I "wasn't naked enough" and fell back asleep. I proceeded to blow him.
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I woke up to a quacking alarm clock and a rando in my bed. I told him I liked his cargo shorts. Fireball is not my soulmate anymore.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
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