ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
You left a bit of molly on the table and my mom found it. She asked what it was, I said "not drugs"
She believed me because "leaving that much behind on the table would be a waste so obviously it's not drugs."
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
You can be responsible and still be on that ho life
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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