Just joined the godiva rewards club. Who's the fat friend now.
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
I tried to bribe him with road head and his toothbrush.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
It's not even 11, i dropped a shot glass, nick is bleeding, and everyone is drunk
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
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