im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
i don't find him as attractive when he's dressed as himself...bring back Indiana jones and I would so fuck him again
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
