So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Made a vodka juice box out of a ziploc bag and a straw for when I drive. Doesn't count as an open beverage container anymore.
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
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