white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
But really, someone with a penis give me attention before I start posting nudes on Instagram.
There's a set of buzz lightyear wings in lost and found at work. I just need access to your roof.
I ordered from the drive thru as i was peeing on the menu
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
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