So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
If drawing me a picture of his dick in draw something is flirting then he is doing it wrong.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
It says something about our relationship that he stole your phone to tell me about his dick at 3am and neither of us realized that wasn't you until just now
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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