Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
Edward fifth and chaser hands
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
Randomize
