i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
being alone eating nachos and drinking from a giant munchen beermug really isnt that sad
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
went from writing my paper to watching obamas speech to crushing beers and singing springsteen in a crowd of 100 within 20 minutes. I love this country
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
Well, you're 18 and dating a 28 year old. Who has a wife. Who isn't you. I would guess that's why your mom frowns upon the relationship.
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