i gained so much weight this year, i put on my string bikini underwear and couldnt see the string anymore! i hate my life.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
I just contemplated drinking cheese dip. And by "contemplated," I mean "attempted and was forcibly stopped from."
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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