Me. At least after what I've been through.
Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Came home plastered at 8am. Roommate had hot glued all the ashtrays and various items to their surfaces. Couldn't handle it. Went back to the bar.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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