this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
She told me that as long as she kept starring at the freckle on her arm she wouldnt throw up
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
I attempted to stand up and was quickly reminded by gravity that I am the universe's bitch right now
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
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